Make Mark shave his sideburns?! Really?!
All right, you people are still not jumping into HAH as much as we need ya to. So to prove I will do just about anything to get your attention (whore), I am going to make you a very short term deal. Have you checked out the HAH top ten list? DarkNemesis618 and myself have been fighting over the top spot by ourselves and we are starting to find that boring. We want some of you to take it once in a while. Now I know a few of you have tried to con, trick, and taunt me into shaving my infamous sideburns with zero luck. So here is the deal. Can you beat both me and DarkNemesis618 on the HAH top ten users list? When you do you need to send me a message through Twitter so I can see it, but first you have to beat both me and DarkNemesis618 on the HAH top ten chart. Do you have what it takes to defeat the mighty sideburns? Do you feel lucky punk? Well…do ya?
So who is eligible and who is not? Well of course Darknemesis618 isn’t for obvious reasons. I’m not of course. My wife goes under the username “Vapor Rub” and she isn’t either. So no member of the Heavy As Hell team, their family members, or their significant others. Anyone else can bring it on! Friend? Bring it. Online contact? Bring it. Total stranger? Bring it the hell on! Spread the word that we are now truly looking for a fight! Your deadline is 9/9 at 9 pm pacific.
